I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant, so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead  fetus, then I would take the fetus put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then I would have a kid and they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room.